Two VERY LOUD girls were sat right behind me on the bus home today, talking about going out to “the club” tonight.
One of them receives a phonecall from their mummy, who is worried about her daughter going out to “the club”. The phone gets passed to the friend, who assures the girl’s mummy that the girl will be in safe hands. The friend informs the girl that she will have to text her mummy to let her know that she’s okay.
The girl: “Oh, right, so I text ‘I am okay’ then?”
The friend: “Nah, just say “I’m okay, at the club now”.”
The girl: “But I don’t know how to spell club!”
What kind of an idiot doesn’t know how to spell club, for Christ’s sake?
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Its since they stopped the Club biscuits! Kids could always spell it in my day because they ended up embossing it in the foil that wrapped the bar!
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit… join our CLUB!
…Yeah, she’s obviously not smart or old enough to be able to go clubbing considering she can’t even spell it!
ROFL. I laughed out loud.
LOL, that’s one of the silliest things I’ve ever heard. She must be getting ready to go to university, srsly xD
Had they been drinking already? :/
The only somewhat logical possibility that I can come up with other than she’s a total idiot and/or intoxicated is that she didn’t know how to use predictive text. Maybe she typed in the digits for “club” and something else came up first?
LOL that’s quite entertaining, it’s amazing how stupid some people can be
lol, yea thats kinda dumb.