You're Dumped!
Dear John Firefox^,
We've had a great two and a half years together but I think it's time we broke up.
I'm not making this decision lightly; it's something I've been thinking about for the past few months, ever since I got reintroduced to an old friend, Opera^.
I feel that you're holding me back and that our relationship has degraded somewhat. You've become more possessive and restrictive. If I so much as think of using another browser, you throw a hissy-fit at me and will sometimes refuse to start up...or you'll make Windows give me the dreaded "This program has encountered an error and needs to shut down." sort of message.
You're only allowing me to view 100 web pages before shutting down - without warning! At first, I thought you were protecting me; that I'd managed to come across a lot of sites with viruses attached but when you did this to my own site - a site I know hasn't got any viruses - I realised that you're restricting me and holding me back. I don't know why and, to be honest, I don't care to know why.
This is it. The end. You've pushed me away, into another browser's path and you have no one to blame but yourself.
Lirae
